I can across an article today titled “Nation’s Joggers Sick Of Finding Dead Bodies” after just reading the title I was like wtf?

So, I started to read the article… and man ohh man there are some funny quotes in it such as… “My brother’s a baker, but he never opens his oven to find a severed head inside.” and I found the best one is from a former St. Paul, MN jogger named Derek Janowitz… “I wanted to find something to replace running, so I took up fishing, ” “That is, until my canoe bumped into that floating [strangling] victim.” “I finally just gave up and bought a Stairmaster”

Just from reading this story it looks like the joggers should start a blog a list what happens on their daily jogs. You can find the whole story on the site known as theOnion.com